Emma Vallensbaek Whore ❤️

About Copenhagen

Erotic-massage—ooh, gets the blood pumpin’! Not yer granny’s backrub, nah. It’s slinky, steamy, like slidin’ down Mulholland’s dark roads. Little fact fer ya—heard tell in ancient China, them emperors had gals trained fer years just to tease the ol’ spine right. Years, I tell ya! Makes me mad—where’s me invite, eh?

Vallensbaek

And then there’s Langelinie Park—totally rad and a go-to spot when I need to clear my head. I honestly had one of those stonking moments there, hmm, like "Certified Copy" vibes—remember that brilliant line, “I am not in need of the world’s approval”? Yeah, that totally sums up the morning musings I have while sitting there. Ngl, sometimes I feel a bit panicked when I think, “R2-D2, where are you?!” coz I've gotta check on a client or, ya know, sip on my coffee while watching the river, Liseleje Å, meandering past, pretty darn awesome.

Queen Mary makes appearance following canceled engagements