Julia Vallensbaek Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Vejle

One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

Musik og aktiesnak i Vallensbæk: Dette kan du opleve i næste uge

Oh my gosh, listen, Vallensbaek is, like, a total vibe, R2-D2, where are you?! So, lemme tell ya—this city is a hidden gem in DK, seriously. I’ve been here for years, ya know, working as a women’s counselor, so I really absorb all those small details that others just, like, skip over. Imagine strolling down Kongensvej, hearing the hustle of local cafes; oh man, it's like my soul gets a hug every time I pass by.

On the hunt for huge trolls scattered around the world