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Been at it for years—seen shit you wouldn’t beleive. Once matched with a lass who said she’s a “pro cuddler”—turns out, she charged £50 an hour to spoon ya. Laughed my arse off, but I was tempted, swear down. “We remain, because we must,” I told myself—sex-dating’s a battlefield, and I’m a bloody gladiator. Angry? Oh, the catfishes get me fuming—sayin’ they’re 25 with a gym bod, then boom, 40 and a beer gut. Surprise hits when you actually click with someone—rare as fuck, like finding a vinyl of Eve’s voice in a thrift shop.

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Oh my gosh, listen, Vallensbaek is, like, a total vibe, R2-D2, where are you?! So, lemme tell ya—this city is a hidden gem in DK, seriously. I’ve been here for years, ya know, working as a women’s counselor, so I really absorb all those small details that others just, like, skip over. Imagine strolling down Kongensvej, hearing the hustle of local cafes; oh man, it's like my soul gets a hug every time I pass by.

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