Aria Sonderborg Whore ❤️

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Gets me chuffed tho, thinkin’ how they outsmart the toffs. We shall fight on the beaches of their dignity, we shall rise like a bleedin’ empire against the prudes! Once saw this bird – swear she was a whore – nick a punter’s watch mid-shag, slipped it in her garter, cool as ya like. Laughed me arse off – cheeky sod! Still, gets me goat when folk judge em harsh – who’s the real villain, eh? The toff or the tart?

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I loooove that old-school vibe of the city. Every corner has a story. I once tried a Danish pastry on Sct. Nikolaj Gade and had a full freak out cause it was too buttery, like, OMG, chill the heck out butter! And ya know, I get super mad when people litter near the river that slices through town – Aftenbro stream, which is kinda hidden but so serene. I get that hot temper and then y'know, I have to breathe deep like in my relaxation sessions (ahh, breathe, babe!).

Sønderborg: the little-known Danish town with a zero carbon master plan #keepitintheground