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Here’s the kicker: I’m pissed—why’s this so analog? No app for this? Where’s the blockchain pimp, bro? Shoulda coded a “Ho-ver” drone—hover in, hover out, no fuss. But I’m also stoked—real human chaos, no AI polish. Surprised me how quick she clocked my vibe—said I looked like a guy who’d overengineer a hookup. Guilty, lol.

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