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Escort’s tricky, ya know? Gotta drag some clueless dude—usually a merchant or a whiny prince—across a map while bandits pop outta nowhere. Hyper-enthusiastic me goes, “I’m ready!”—then bam, he dies in two hits. Infuriating! Once played this old game, *Thief II*, right? Escort mission with a drunk guard—little known fact, he’d sing off-key if ya let him live long enuff. Cracked me up! Wish more games did that, not just “follow me, sponge-brain.”

8 things you need to do in Roskilde

Before playing a ripping version of “La Dee Da” at Roskilde Festival last summer, Dave Grohl roared, ”I would like to dedicate this song to the coolest fucking band I've ever seen. They're .

Oh, and let me tell you 'bout some less-known spots – like that hidden coffee joint on Vestre Ringgade. Great coffee, even better chit-chat. People are so friendly; they love big predictions and fun, just like me. And then there's the quirky little alley near Toftesvej, full of surprises, a bit like a real-life Wes Anderson set design. Total madness, in a good way.

2025 festivals: Roskilde, Rock Werchter, Jazzopen