Sophie Olstykke Brothel ❤️

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But, real talk—heard this nutty fact: in old France, brothels had “menu” books. Like, pick your girl, your “specialty”—freaky, huh? Surprised me, ‘cause I thought it was just, ya know, wham-bam. Nope! Fancy as hell! Hmm… makes me wonder—what’d they charge for the deluxe? Prob’ly an arm and a leg. I’d be like, “Scalp me instead, ya creeps!”—Tarantino style, baby.

Red-light districts by city

Olstykke Brothel Denmark, Golden Shower (give), Blowjob without Condom for extra charge, Dirtytalk, Blowjob without Condom for extra charge.

Y’know, sometimes I get all worked up cause people don’t see how sexy an ordinary public park or a rusty street lamp can be. Like, c’mon, life’s about feeling every damn moment, even if it’s just a flash of neon on a rainy night in the Lampegade (yeah, that place’s real! maybe?? hehe). Sometimes, I get so mad when they call Olstykke boring – seriously!? It’s like the intensity of Oldboy’s revelation, smashing your expectations to bits!

Mysterious Alien Sealand skull found in Olstykke: Remains Of An Extraterrestrial