Nora Nykobing Mors Brothel ❤️

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So, brothels—dodgy as hell, right? Been around forever, tho. Fun fact—ancient Rome had ‘em legal! Called ‘em lupanars, fancy that shit. Stank of sweat and desperation, probly. Kinda like my kitchen when the sous chef fucks up. Gets me ragin’—how’s this still a thing? Modern day slavery, mate, no cap. “My dignity will not be broken,” they’d say in the flick. But brothel life? Dignity’s out the window, smashed.

Nykobing Mors

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Now, alright, lemme get a bit erratic: ya know what really gets my goat? Some days, the traffic on Enghavevej… ugh, it drives me nuts with its constant rumble, and the neighbors on Nykobingvej are either too damn quiet or too loud. I get evry agitated sometimes. But then, on a sunny day at Lyseng Park, it’s all chill and totally worth it. The green spreads out and you forget all the jazz – smooth, dreamy vibes like a scene out of that Michael Haneke film.

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