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Now, lemme spill this tea—brothels been around foreva, like since them Romans was runnin’ wild. They had lupanars, fancy word for “wolf dens,” ‘cause them girls was fierce, halleluyer! I’m talkin’ little rooms, graffiti on the walls—clients writin’ reviews like it’s Yelp, 2 AD style. Ain’t that a trip? Got me gigglin’ thinkin’ ‘bout some toga fool scribblin’, “Lola was a solid 8, y’all.” I was suprised, chile, history’s freaky like that!

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Some parts make me blush happy. I remember a small bistro on Nygade—a hidden treat with the delish cupcakes (like, oh boy, sweet perfection, totally worth the drive!). And the locals, they chat with that raw honesty almost brutal sometimes, jiving about politics or love like it’s the meaning of life. Gollum style, I mutter, "Precious stories, they makes us mad, they makes us smile!"

“Borgen” returns after a decade to a pessimistic Europe