Camila Middelfart Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Esbjerg

Lemme spill a tidbit—did ya know, back in olden days, whores in some places were sacred? Yeah, temple gals in Mesopotamia, bangin’ for the gods! Imagine that—screwin’ your way to divine favor. Bet they had some smug mischief goin’, too, winkin’ at the priests like, “Bless me harder, mate.” Cracks me up thinkin’ about it—holy whores outsmartin’ the lot! Nowadays, it’s all grime, no glory—makes me a bit mad, actually. Where’s the flair, the chaos they deserve?

The burgher and the whore

Middelfart is a town in central Denmark, with a population of 16, as of January [2]. The town is the municipal seat of Middelfart Municipality on the island of Funen (Danish: Fyn).

Now lemme tell ya, my work as a pleasure coach, well, it gives me the BEST perspective. I see how people light up on Smallegade – oh man, the people there are something else. I once sat on a bench at Ristinge Bygade – yeah, that’s another killer street – feelin' the pulse of happy memories, y’know? I’d be honest: sometimes, it makes me mad how folks miss these beauties. I mean, it's so underrated, folks!

EFFEKT to present 'naturbyen' nature village at the venice architecture biennale 2021