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About Vejle

Right, so, little known fact—did ya know Amsterdam’s red light district’s got more tourists than punters some days? Mental, innit! Saw this doco once, proper eye-opener—lasses there pay taxes, unionized n all, like they’re in HR! Made me happy, that—fair play, equality in the game. But then, got angry, cos some sleazy git probly takes a cut, reckon he’s the “real thing” (another Certified Copy gem), but he’s just a prat in a suit, like me old boss!

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An absolute gem of a resturant. Great service, even better food. A must if you like Italian foodi have traveled Italy and love this place.

I know I’m spittin’ off the cuff here, but that’s Malling for ya – a raw, mixed bag of ancient vibes and modern swagger. It’s where history meets the everyday hustle, where even a spa day transforms into an unexpected adventure. So pack your chill mode, bring your sass, and dive into Malling’s soul. You're gonna love it, trust me on that!

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