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Lemme tell ya, I was suprised—prostitutes got history, man! Back in ol’ Wild West, them gals ran towns—true story! They’d strut ‘round, ownin’ saloons, makin’ bank. Ain’t that a kicker? Here I am, dusty from the mines, hopin’ for a quick fling, and they’re out there with more power than me! Bush-ism time: “I’m the decider!”—but nah, they decidin’ my wallet’s fate!

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The neighborhoods here are a mixed bag. My personal fav’s the area 'round Møllegade. It's a quaint, artsy vibe with quirky cafes and hidden courtyards where local artists hang their dreams on walls. I once set up a spontaneous, midnight massage session on a rooftop—crazy but it felt like somethin' out of that Spike Lee flick, like every moment was a chance to say, “Alright, whassup, time's our partner!” Heh.

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