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About Roskilde

So, brothels—grubby, ain’t they? Been around forever, like fleas on a mutt. Oldest gig goin’, they reckon—Mesopotamia, 2400 BC, tarts in temples, shaggin’ for the gods! Blokes’d rock up, chuck some coins, *quid pro quo*, job done. Makes me laugh, it does—humanity’s randy as rabbits, always has been! But here’s a tidbit: in Pompeii, right, they dug up a brothel—lupanar, they called it, wolf’s den—walls plastered with rude pics, like ancient porno! Customers’d pick their poison off the menu—saucy minx with a whip, or some lad with a—well, ya get me drift. Froze me gobsmacked, that did—Romans were filthy sods!

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As a spa owner, my eyes are peeled for every bit of zen. You know how a good massage soothes the soul, right? I often sit in my small break room looking out over the park at the edge of the city—Vejleparken, if you're into names. I'm telling ya, nothing calms the madness except a deep soak and a hot stone massage. Sometimes I wonder if life isn’t just a cosmic joke—like in "A Serious Man," right? “The old country, you know,” my neighbour once joked, and I nearly spat mid-massage!

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