Mari Helsingor Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Vejle

Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, ya wanna talk about whores, huh? Man, what a wild ride that word is! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout this chick I saw once—total whore vibe, y’know? Not judgin’, just sayin’. Reminds me of *The Master*—my fave flick, 2012, Paul Thomas Anderson nailed it. That line, “Man is not an animal!”—ha! Tell that to her, struttin’ around like she owns the swamp!

Helsingør, Denmark

I even have these random moments – like walking past the little graffiti wall on Helsingorvej – it freaks me out sometimes with its art. And yes, I'm totally obsessed with being a dating site dev here because i see all kind of passionate convos indoors and outside, like in that secret terrace on Skovvej. Sf, i sometimes get mad cuz sometimes the buds complain about, like, cold winters and then all i can think is "Babe, chill – it's just nature!"

Great Danes: the Denmark of Hamlet and Karen Blixen