Willow Helsinge Whore ❤️❤️

About Copenhagen

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

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Black Caviar's dam Helsinge, one of thoroughbred racing's most influential broodmares, has died at her home in country Victoria.

So come, visit me in Helsinge – very nice! Let’s share laughs, quirk, and maybe, just maybe, find our own vinyl record masterpiece. Life? It’s a wild ride, my friend! Enjoy da magic, err... of Helsinge, and as they say in the Coen spirit: "It ain't over 'til it's over"... right?

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