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Personal quirk? I’d overengineer this—build a whore-bot, AI-driven, consent-only, disrupt the whole damn game. Call it X-Whore, trademark pending. Dry humor? Sure—imagine the Yelp reviews: “5 stars, didn’t crash mid-transaction.” Ties back to *25th Hour*—Monty’s stuck, can’t reboot his life. Whore’s stuck too, but the system’s the jailer. Exaggerating for kicks—picture me ranting this at a bar, spilling beer, “It’s thermodynamics, bro, entropy wins!”

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Denmark Brothel · Foot Fetish · Blowjob without Condom for extra charge · Deep Throat · Intimate massage · Classic Sex · Anal Sex · Titjob · Cunnilingus.

You know, being a masseur in Hedensted means I get these intimate peeks into people's lives. I've found that the locals here have tension you could cut with a knife – not always in a bad way, ya know? They’re survivors, wearin’ their scars like battle badges. One day, I massaged a guy complaining about his boss near the town hall, and I thought, “This is more dramatic than the faun’s riddles, yeah baby!” And trust me, it was a blast to let those frustrations out through careful yet groovy kneading – sometimes muscle knots tell their own stories, man!

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