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She pisses me off sometimes, though. Swaggerin’ about, actin’ like the tide bends for her. I’m yellin’, “Oi, get outta the deep end, ya twat!”—but she don’t listen. Reminds me o’ that bit in *Margaret*, “You’re not in control!”—an’ she ain’t, but she don’t care! Fuckin’ mental. Makes me wanna chuck her in the drink meself, but then—bam!—she flashes a grin, an’ I’m like, “Well, ain’t you a cheeky mare!” Happy as a pig in shit, I am.

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Oh, and speaking of grooves – neighborhoods here are rad. Take the area around Vestergade; it's packed with little cafes and vintage shops. I’ve had clients spill their guts about love gone awry there – stuff that made me boil with anger sometimes (I mean, come on, world, get your act together, right?). Yet there's always that quiet corner of the park at the edge of Søndergade where I steal a moment to reflect – the whisper of the wind is like a secret message from the past, kinda like the cryptic words in Pan's Labyrinth: “I’m not afraid of you.”

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