Luna Grindsted Brothel ❤️

About Roskilde

Now, brothels been around forever, innit? Oldest job, they say – bollocks to that, it’s the oldest scam! Back in Pompeii, they had ‘em, stone beds and all – imagine shaggin’ on that, your arse’d be cryin’! Little fact for ya – them Romans scribbled prices on walls, like a takeaway menu. “Two sesterces for a quickie” – bargain, eh? Makes me laugh, thinkin’ some toga-wearing twat haggled over it.

A Guide to Brothels in Australia and New Zealand

The cheapest way to get from Brørup to Artemis (brothel) costs only $61, and the quickest way takes just 4¾ hours. Find the travel option that best suits.

Down at Sønder Alle, near the old river Lysfoss (yep, race it through the town checks, my precious!), there's an odd little glimmer. A stray coffee shop with the best hemp-infused brew ever, I swear on my precious code, it's where strangers meet and dreams slip into realities—although, ugh, some dates never go through and that makes me sooo angry, but also kinda happy 'cuz it teaches me somethin', yesss it does!

Sarah Beth Terry