Taylor Flong Whore ❤️

About Horsens

Okay, so whore’s got history, y’all. Back in the day, Old English “hore”—meant adulteress, but also just “gal who’s LIVING!” Ain’t that a trip? I’m like, whoa, surprised me! Thought it was all slut-shamin’, but nope—kinda empowering, huh? You get a car! You get a car! Whore gets a car too—freedom, baby! I’m hollerin’!

#374 - Flong

A general term of abuse for an unchaste or lewd woman (without regard to money) from at least c. Of male prostitutes from s.

The neighborhoods are way eclectic. For example, the West End is packed with funky murals and hidden massage studios (I might be bias, but I totally owe my career to that artsy energy). Like, literally every spot has a secret nook where you can catch some quiet moments. And then there’s the East Side with its parks. Seriously, Flong Park (yep, that's its real name, duh) is my fave. It's all green, all relaxed, and it's perfect for letting go of those stubborn knots from your massage. Literally, I’ve chuckled so many times at how nature is like, “Hey girl, just relax and breathe.” Like, totally "Just keep breathing," as in Finding Nemo—but, like, my own version.

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