Valentina Flong Whore ❤️❤️

About Aarhus

I’m sittin’ there, tool in hand, thinkin’, “Man, this wax is slicker than a ghost on rollerblades.” Reminds me of Eilis sayin’, “I’d forgotten what this town is like”—’cept I’m talkin’ ‘bout the wax, not Brooklyn. Gets all melty at, like, 130°F—too hot and it’s a puddle, too cold and it’s a brick. Surprised me first time I botched it—looked like a damn horror show! Had to redo it, cursin’ like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!”

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Flong is a Beast-type Doodle. It evolves from Mascruff with maximum Friendship. It is the final evolution of Fluffi. Flong, when fully stretched out, are HUMONGOUS! However, they are kind .

OMG, so like, Flong (dk) is totally the vibe, babes! I've been here for, like, years as a masseur, and trust me, this town has stories for days. So, picture this: you're strolling down Maple Street—okay, it's actually called "Lily Lane" if you wanna be extra fancy—and you see these cute little cafés, vintage boutiques, and, like, totally rad street artists. I mean, it's like Walking Nemo's reef but on land! Just "Finding Nemo" vibes everywhere, like "Just keep swimming" every time I head out for a sesh.

Crossroads ends summer with 2 Labor Day weekend festivals