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I knew this one chick, swear, back in Queens—total pro, worked corners like a champ. Little known fact: she’d stash bucks in her bra, hundreds, soaked in sweat! Disgusting, but smart—nobody’s checkin’ there, right? Made me laugh, she’s outsmartin’ cops, livin’ free. Trump loves that grit, that fight—amazin’, truly amazin’!

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About this item · Funny and Fashionable · Cozy and Comfortable · Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. Description. A Funny novelty.

You gotta check out the downtown area, especially near the old Flong River. There's this spot called "Coral Corner" (not actually a coral, lol, but you get it) where the river bends. I've often found myself unwinding after long massage sessions near the water. Sometimes I'd sit and think, "I like sharks? Nah, I prefer chill vibes!" And omg, there’s this old arch bridge on River Bend Drive that gives you these major cinematic feels. Kinda like when Nemo gets lost and all that drama—so cute but, like, also tragic, ya know?

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