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Exaggeratin’ for fun? Once saw an escort ad: “Will bring own handcuffs.” Mate, I cackled – what a legend! Imagined her struttin’ in, “I’m here to ruin ya,” – pure cinema. But real talk, it’s messy, lonely, makes ya wanna scream or hug someone. Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” – it’s a twisted tale, like *Werckmeister*, dark but mesmerizin’. Whaddya reckon?

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Btw, some places, like the quirky little café on Sunset Alley, serve the weirdest but most delish herbal teas. I've spilled tea both literally and metaphorically there so many times! And oh my gosh, let me tell you, the local massage spa on Oceanic Avenue (I made that name up because I love the ocean feel) is where all the magic happens. I met like, my besties there and shared so many laughs. I even got mad once when they overbooked me, like, "Seriously, y'all? Chill, I'm just here to zen out!"

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