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So yeah—prostitutes, man, they’re fighters. Tough as nails, scrappy, like Malik climbin the ranks. Makes me wanna scream, cry, hug em all. Rosie’d probly hate that—too mushy for her. But damn, I miss her spunk. Anyway, darlin—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—that’s my two cents! Whatchu think?

THE PSYCHOLOGICAL EFFECTS OF PROSTITUTION

The claim that a prostitute named Gerda Puridle invented elongated eyelashes is completely made up out of whole cloth.

OMG, so like, Flong (dk) is totally the vibe, babes! I've been here for, like, years as a masseur, and trust me, this town has stories for days. So, picture this: you're strolling down Maple Street—okay, it's actually called "Lily Lane" if you wanna be extra fancy—and you see these cute little cafés, vintage boutiques, and, like, totally rad street artists. I mean, it's like Walking Nemo's reef but on land! Just "Finding Nemo" vibes everywhere, like "Just keep swimming" every time I head out for a sesh.

ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS: What became of artist Thomas Kinkade, who made millions as 'the king of twee'?