Sarah Flong Brothel ❤️

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Them places smell—perfume, booze, desperation. Kinda sad, kinda funny. One time, heard a dude got locked in—naked! Locked in a brothel, imagine that! “Time folds into itself,” like the movie says—hours gone, poof! I’d prolly trip over my sandals, yellin, “Marge, don’t look!” Total mess, but ya can’t look away. D’oh! What a freakin show, man!

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So yeah, Flong (dk) is, like, totally full of hidden gems and surprises. I've got so many memories here, from crazy massage sessions in tiny studios to chill moments by the river, and every day feels like a scene straight out of "Finding Nemo." Sometimes I whisper “Oh, fish are friends, not food” when I'm deep in thought—lol, idk, muse about my life and massage therapy, you know? Honestly, I'm loving every bit of this chaotic, mesmerizing town, even if I sometimes trip over my own words or drop a tea cup, like, 10 times a day.

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