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Alright, mate, so sex-dating—here’s the deal. I’m a Forester, sure, but think Dr. House—y’know, sarcastic bastard, “Everybody lies.” Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? Swipe right, bang, done—sounds easy, right? Nah, it’s a freakin’ jungle out there. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—full of posers. Everybody’s got abs in pics, but IRL? Pfft, beer guts and bad breath. “It’s not you, it’s me,” they say—bullshit line from *Far From Heaven*. Cathy says it, all teary, and Frank’s just nodding, lying through his teeth. Sex-dating’s the same—everybody lies, mate.

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