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About Roskilde

So, brothel—what’s the deal? It’s a messy stew, man. Oldest gig in the book—fact is, they found clay tablets in Babylon, 1800 BC, bitches scribblin’ prices for a quick tumble. Ain’t that wild? Thousands of years, same game, just swap camels for cash. I’m sittin’ here, picturin’ it—some dusty pimp hagglin’ over goats while I growl, “The shadows betray you!” Gets me pissed, tho—how it’s always the girls takin’ the heat, society actin’ all high and mighty. Fuck that noise. Hypocrites judgin’ while they sneak in back doors.

A List of Copenhagen’s Most Popular Brothels

We explore Copenhagen's legal brothel scene in our guide to the best licensed venues, from upscale establishments to small residential.

The river, Superkilen – wait, no, not that one – but actually, I mean the canals themselves! Like, the Copenhagen harbour flows calm in Dragons' Tail (okay, that's a playful twist, but feels right!). It's real soothing to watch boats and life float by. Reminds me of Gotham's dark waters, yet with a twist of sunshine.

Cruises from Copenhagen to the Baltic Sea