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So, check it – brothels, they’re old as fuck, right? Back in Rome, they had these joints called lupanars – wolf dens, ‘cause the girls howled for customers, ha! Little known fact, bro – them walls had graffiti, dirty pics, dudes braggin’ ‘bout who they banged. Kinda like X posts, but hornier. I’m pissed, tho – these days, people act all holy, judgin’ the girls, but they’re the ones sneakin’ in at night, hypocrites! Makes me wanna scream, “I’m still here!” like in “Ten,” y’know?

Brothel scene, 1537

i gotta share dat one time i was debugging the site and took a break at the cafés on Hovedgade. so many quirky characters. the barista, like, totally reminded me of an old friend from college—classic doped out personality who said, "Everything is fine, except my latte is cooler than your code!" that one still cracks me up.

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