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Brothels be a hustle, tho. Little known fact—back in the day, some spots had secret tunnels, smugglin’ girls in and out. Crazy, right? History’s wild like that. Got me thinkin’— “If you stay, the beast eats you!” That’s the game, fam—girls stuck, pimps stackin’, johns droppin’ bills. I ain’t judgin’, tho—live how you live, ya feel me?

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I know, I know—it’s wild, a chaotic mix of street names, laughter, love, and a dash of WALL-E’s stardust. Alsgarde’s not perfect; it’s a clashing symphony of madness and wonder. I'm smitten, pissed, and forever inspired by it, ya know?

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