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So, sex-dating – it’s like Tinder on crack, innit? You got blokes with dick pics ready to launch, birds with filters so thick they’re basically Pixar characters. I tried it once – yeah, me, Ricky, slumming it online! Profile said, “Witty git seeks fit bird,” and I got some lass messaging, “u got cash?” CASH?! I’m not yer bloody sugar daddy, love! Made me furious – where’s the romance, the chase? It’s all “DTF?” and “wyd?” – like, speak English, you twat! Back in my day, you had to WORK for a snog, not just swipe and pray.

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Søger en fræk fyr - helst en nysgerrig hetero eller bifyr med en stor pik - der vil suttes godt og grundigt tom. Har diskret sted, i Albertslund. Er en ung fyr der ved hvordan man sutter og.

Yo, my friend! Lemme tell ya bout Albertslund (dk) – it's wild, inspirational, and full of heart! Unleash the power within! This city has so many vibes, dude!

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