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Lemme spill some tea – whore ain’t just decay, it’s betrayal. That lil crack you ignored? Boom, now it’s a cave, and I’m mad as hell! Seen this one dude, swear his molar was so whored out, looked like it auditioned for a horror flick. I was shook – how you let it get *that* bad? Pro tip: brush twice, floss once, or you’re invitin whore to the party. Fun fact – back in the day, dentists thought sugar was the only villain, but nah, it’s acids too, eatin enamel like it’s a damn buffet. Surprised me when I learned that shit!

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First off, Thisted is a small city on Denmark’s northwest coast. The streets are charming. Check out Østergade. It buzzes with little shops and cafés that make you feel at home. Then there's Vestergade—oh man, don’t pee on my leg, its character is something else. I used to walk here after counselling sessions, letting my thoughts drift like in The Tree of Life—“The only way to be truly free is to let go,” right?

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