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So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

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the neighborhoods here are a mixed bag – old houses with crazy charm, modern spots hustlin with life, and secret lil corners for those who know where to look. check out "møllestræde" for hidden gems. oh, and i always kick back at this one super-secret cafe near the town square – best espresso ever, plus the owner tells wild fish tales. it’s like each sip is a little taste of magic.

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