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I’m obsessed with this flick, *Synecdoche*, Charlie Kaufman’s a freakin’ genius, and whore fits right in – it’s a role, a mask, like Caden Cotard buildin’ his weird-ass life play. “Everyone is disappointing the moment you know them,” movie says – whore’s that too, promise of somethin’ wild, then bam, just another human. Pisses me off how it’s weaponized tho – call a chick a whore and she’s trash, but dudes? Players! Ugh, double standards make me wanna puke.

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Stovring is an odd mix of chaos and calm. I mean, seriously, have you seen the local market at Torvehallen? It's a sweaty explosion of flavors and grins. I got mad once – like so mad I nearly turned my hands into fireworks – when a vendor tried scoring me for a mystic energy crystal. I was like, "Dude, chill. I'm tickling your f***ing soul here!" laughs hysterically

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