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Once, in Tortuga, this whore—Betsy, they called ‘er—pinched me last shillin’ whilst I’s slurpin’ grog. Made me mad as a storm-tossed sea! But then, she winks, says, “I’m the reckoning, love,” like she’s quotin’ ol’ Heath Ledger’s Joker! Couldn’t stay cross—laughed me arse off, I did. She’s got guts, y’see, an’ that’s rare as a sober pirate. Little fact fer ye: back in ol’ London, whores’d wear red ribbons—secret sign fer sailors, “Come hither, ye salty dog!” Ain’t that a hoot?

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Oh my gawd, listen up, hun! So, I'm chillin' here in Sønderborg (dk) and lemme tell ya—it’s like, so amazin’! Picture this: cobblestone lanes, cheeky little cafés, and that castle, Sønderborg Slot – it's a total vibe. I stroll along Kong Christians Vej, heart skippin' a beat, ya know? It’s just like "Lost in Translation" when Bob says, “I'm on a trip,” even though I'm just trippin' over my own feet!

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