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About Roskilde

So, lemme paint ya a picture—some dimly lit joint, candles flickerin’, some chick or dude kneadin’ yer back, slidin’ hands where the sun don’t shine. Little known fact—ancient Rome had these massage parlors, orgies on the side, no kiddin’! They called ‘em *thermae*—fancy, huh? Gets me all riled up thinkin’ bout it—happy as a pig in mud! But then—bam!—some sleazy parlor gets busted, cops haulin’ folks out, and I’m like, “Who’s hurtin’ here?” Pisses me off—let folks enjoy their damn rub!

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Oh my gawd, listen up, hun! So, I'm chillin' here in Sønderborg (dk) and lemme tell ya—it’s like, so amazin’! Picture this: cobblestone lanes, cheeky little cafés, and that castle, Sønderborg Slot – it's a total vibe. I stroll along Kong Christians Vej, heart skippin' a beat, ya know? It’s just like "Lost in Translation" when Bob says, “I'm on a trip,” even though I'm just trippin' over my own feet!

'Støvlen' ('The Boot')