Katherine Slangerup Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Aarhus

So, this one time, I’m watchin’ *Amélie*, right? And I’m thinkin’, what if our girl Amélie was a whore? Not in a judgy way, nah—she’d be sneakin’ coins to broke dudes, fixin’ their sad little lives, all while rockin’ that red lipstick. “Find beauty in the small things,” she’d say, winking at some sleazy john. Ha! Cracks me up—whore with a heart of gold, total cliché, but I’m here for it.

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And get this, my fave spot is literally near Klostergade. I love sitting near that old church, meditating on life while, like, massaging my tired muscles and gazing at the ancient architecture. Sometimes, I'd be like, “OMG, this is life,” and then I’d just laugh my head off because it’s so unexpectedly chill. I once had a session where my client told me, “In the rhythm of this city, we are all just small moments,” which struck me super hard—so poetic and real.

King Erik: the only Danish king to be buried abroad, but where in Cyprus is his body?