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Oi mate, blimey, here I am, Boris Johnson, your bumbling Forester, ready to waffle on about sexual-massage, yes, that saucy little number! Picture me, lumbering through the woods, Latin phrases tripping off my tongue—*coitus massagio*, or summat like that—when I stumble on this cracking idea: a massage that’s, well, a bit frisky, eh? Now, I’m no poncey expert, but I reckon it’s about kneading the old muscles while, ahem, stirring the loins—proper naughty, innit!

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Now lemme tell ya, I got a soft spot for Munke Mose. It's a funky little park by a river. The water flows smooth like a well-poured drink, man. I remember sneakin’ off to that spot after a long day hustlin’ pleasure coaching – ultimate zen. And yo, Strandvejen is lit at sunset. The sunset’s a straight-up masterpiece. Feels like you watch a movie scene where SGD be yellin’ “Sell me this pen!” No lie, it hits deep.

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