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Man, every day here is a mix of happy, mad, and surprised feelings. The hustle in the back-alley markets sometimes makes me exclaim, “We got him!” only to realize I’m just overthinking things. And yeah, life is messy and fun, just like a good ol’ Homer Simpson rant.