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About Vejle

Hate how they think they’re sly. She’s batting lashes, offering “services” while I’m tryna log mileage. I’m like, “Woman, I transport goods, not your sorry ass.” Little known fact—back in ‘98, some hooker hid in a grain shipment, got busted at the border when she sneezed glitter. True story, swear on my mustache. This one? She’s yammering about her “art”—yeah, art of screwing up my day. “I am like the wind,” she says, quoting my damn movie. Wind? More like a fart in my cab.

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Dont even get me started on Middelfart’s quirky corners – I mean, every alley and lane has secrets. Like Hjulmagervej, where there’s a little cafe that’s my fave. I had coffee there one day – mist spilled everywhere, I dropped my cup, total disaster, but the laughs, the vibes? Unforgettable! And hey, when I walk by the small warehouses near the bay, I remember that raw, impactful message from "Moolaadé": “We know what we are fighting for!” It just hits you.

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