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Srsly tho, it’s a hustle. Girls workin’ there—tough as nails, prolly smarter than me. I’d be all, “D’oh! How ya so smooth?” Kinda admire ‘em, ya know? But the creeps goin’ in? Ugh, makes me wanna puke. Slimy dudes, pawin’ at everything—gross! “The cause is all!”—movie vibes again, but here it’s just cash, baby.

Catherine De Noire is the manager of one of Europe's largest brothels

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Lemvig’s not all smooth sailin’. Sometimes the wind can get so raucous, my hat nearly flew off while I was hollerin’ at a stray cat on Spangsbjergvej. Ugh, such days make my heart both heavy and light, like a rotten apple mixed with the sweetest peach pie. And that’s what makes me love it, sugar—you gotta feel every emotion like it’s your lifeblood, man.

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