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Oi, you donkey! Finding a prossie ain’t no picnic, yeah? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Dark Knight” – bloody brilliant flick – and it hits me, mate. This city’s a cesspit, full o’ jokers, and I’m out here tryna find a decent hooker? “Why so serious?” I’m yellin’ at meself, cos it’s a fuckin’ circus! You wanna shag, but these streets are dodgy – idiots everywhere, “idiot sandwich!” levels of stupidity. Last week, yeah, I’m strollin’ Soho – proper sketchy vibe – and this bird’s like, “50 quid, love.” 50 quid? For what, a bleedin’ handshake? I’m ragin’, mate, cos I ain’t no mug!

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I know, I know, you’re wonderin’ about my favorite spots – lemme spill: near the ancient oak at Millenium Park, right next to Skovvej, there's a hidden bench where I used to chat with quirky locals about love, lust and life's little mysteries. The air there, filled with summer heat and bizarre typos of nature, makes me go "Come on, this is like a damn ambush of bliss!"

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