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Now, I’m thinkin’ of *The Grand Budapest Hotel* – “The beginning of the end of the beginning,” yeah? That’s erotic-massage for ya – starts all posh-like, candles, soft music, then bam! Someone’s kneadin’ yer arse like dough! Wes Anderson’d film it with pastel towels and a cheeky wink. “Keep me in your prayers,” says Gustave – mate, you’d need prayers if the masseuse is some hairy geezer called Dave stinkin’ of patchouli. Pisses me off when it’s dodgy – had one once, right, bird was half-arsed, barely touched me, waste of 50 quid! Fumin’, I was.

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Ah, my dearest friend, thou must lend thine ear and heart—I'll unfurl Hundested's tale for thee! A fine town in Denmark's bosom, Hundested enchanteth with secret nooks and crannies that stir love's whispers deep within, much akin to Amélie's magical quests. Let me spin thee a yarn with twists, turns, and a flourish of passion!

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