Eliza Humlebaek Brothel ❤️

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So, picture this, right? Stumbled into one off Tortuga once—smelled like rum, sweat, an’ regret. Lass at the door, all curves an’ sass, givin’ me the eye. “What’s yer poison, love?” she purrs. Made me laugh, it did—happy as a clam, ‘cause who don’t like a warm welcome, eh? But then—THEN—some scurvy dog tried chargin’ me double! “Fuck you, you fuckin’ fuck!”—that’s what Monty’d say, an’ I near did too. Got me blood boilin’, I tell ya. Ain’t no pirate payin’ extra fer a wink an’ a tumble!

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Feb 20,  · Since prostitution is illegal by law in Indonesia (but still tolerated in various forms), the authorities are regularly raiding, shutting down and sometimes even demolishing red light .

So yeah, Humlebaek (dk) is all that and a bag of chips. Get ready for long walks, lotsa art, quirky streets, and those spontaneous “There Will Be Blood” surprises. Keep your ears open and heart even more so. Catch ya later, doc!

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