Elise Humlebaek Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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“The Assassin” line hits me—“No future in lingering.” Brothel’s the same, innit? Quick in, quick out, no bloody poetry. Saw this geezer once, outside one, crying—wife caught him, poor sod. Made me laugh, then sad—pathetic little git. Oh, and get this—Victorian times, they had “brothel guides”! Like Yelp, but for prossies—ratings n’ all, “three stars, decent arse!” Mental, eh? Surprised me, that—history’s filthier than I thought.

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Oh, and check out the neighborhood around Vesterbrogade – tight-knit, kinda rough around the edges but fulla heart. There’s a cute park, Rosenvænget, where I often sit and let thoughts explode – ya never know when you'll be smacked with an epiphany or two! Kids play and old timers chat. Yes, bits of history hang everywhere – bricks that got stories to tell, twists like a Paul Thomas Anderson film scene, wild as ever.

Yayoi Kusama, ‘In Infinity’ at the Louisiana Museum