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I’d be all, “This place is nuts!” Dim lights, weird smells—kinda like Plankton’s chum bucket, but fancier. Girls in fishnets, dudes actin’ shady—total chaos! Once heard this story—some brothel in Nevada, legal, right? Had a pet parrot that mimicked… uh, EVERYTHING. Squawkin’ dirty words all day—cracked me up! True story, swear on me spatula!

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Eh, what’s up, doc? So lemme tell ya ’bout Humlebaek (dk) – this place is the real deal, ya know? I’ve been livin’ here for years, doin’ my women’s counselor thing, and oh boy, it’s a mix of peace and crazy charm. First off, you gotta hit up the Louisiana Museum of Modern Art – it’s like visual therapy on steroids! Walkin’ down Svanemosevej, you’ll see that art vibe all over; it's artsy, edgy and makes me think, “I drink your milkshake!” - ya know, that crazy line from There Will Be Blood, right?

Alex Da Corte