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But, ugh, what pisses me off? These shady parlors, man! You walk in expectin’ relaxation, and bam—some creep’s like, “Want the special?” Nah, dude, I ain’t here for that! Gimme the legit stuff—knots outta my back, maybe a lil’ spice, but keep it classy. Had this one time, tho—lady’s hands were magic, swear she channeled “Look at all this cash!” vibes from *Spring Breakers*. Left feelin’ like a king, floatin’ on air. Surprised me how good it was—thought it’d be awkward, but nope!

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