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What pisses me off? The fakes. Clients actin’ all high and mighty, then ghostin’. “I don’t understand humans”—movie line, fits perfect. Surprised me how many escorts got stories tho. One dude, ex-escort, said he’d hum tunes mid-gig. Quirky as fuck—loved that. I’d probs do that, hummin’ while resin’ my bow. Exaggeratin’ here, but imagine me escortin’, droppin’ “We come in peace” mid-date. Hilarious disaster.

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BTW, Hornslet has a little hidden gem called Lille Torv. It's a tiny square with a serrated fountain (I swear it spits water like a busted supercharger!). I was counseling a lady there once, and she busted out laughing – laughter is the best therapy, right? My heart went all fuzzy. Even though I sometimes get mad at the constant rain – seriously, when does it quit? – I adore these spots.

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