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Did ya know, back in Victorian times, they called ‘em “soiled doves”? Fancy that—sounds like a crap poetry book! Anyway, I’m sizin’ her up—legs like stilts, skirt so short you’d see her breakfast. “How much?” I ask, playin’ it cool. She smirks, “More than you’ve got, baldy!” Oi, cheeky cow! Made me angry that—wanted to shout, “I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, ya muppet!” But nah, kept it chill, laughin’ instead.

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Alright buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Hjorring—oh man, this town is somethin' else. I've been here for years, runnin’ my massage parlor on Vesterbrogade, and I know all the nooks n crannies. It’s a mix of quaint vibes and some wild corners!

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