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So, sexual-massage – it’s this weird mash-up, innit? Bit of touchy-feely, bit of naughty, and a whole lotta awkward if you ask me. I’m picturing it now – some poor sod lying there, all oiled up, thinking, “Oh, this is relaxing,” then bam, it’s all handsy and you’re like, “Mate, what’s the game plan here?” Reminds me of *Talk to Her* – y’know, that Almodóvar flick I’m mad about. There’s this line, “A woman’s silence can be gold,” and I’m thinking, yeah, ‘cept when she’s moaning through a dodgy massage, eh? Silent my arse!

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I’m blabbering a bit, huh? Well, sorry – but I’m just a bundle of nerves on a good day. BUT, hey – that’s real talk here. From the neon-lit nights to the all-too-real days, Herning is the city that never lets you be boring. I’ve even lost count of the typos in my head – err, not literally, but you get me, right? Smudged thoughts, blinking vibes.

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