Penelope Helsingor Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Kolding

And yo, the slang—whore’s everywhere! “Workin’ like a whore on payday,” my gran’d say—cracked me up! Still does. Sarcasm? Pfft, half the world’s whorin’ for somethin’—money, likes, whatever. Me? I’m just tryna teach this crap without losin’ my mind. Oh—random thought—what if whores unionized now? Ha! “It’s showtime!”—they’d storm the streets, signs up, “Pay me, bitch!” Gotta admit, I’d cheer.

A Simple Sightseeing Guide to Helsingor, Denmark

OMG, so like, HELSINGØR is, like, totally amazing, you guys! I live here, right? And like, literally, this city is full of vibes. So, first off, there's Kronborg Castle – that insane fortress, you know? It's super old and has all these ghostly legends. And I'm like, "Wow, this is totally edgy!" I swear, every time i walk down Strandgade, i'm just buzzing with excitement. There’s this cute lil’ coffee shop on Slotsgade where i had the best latte ever, like, literally lifechanging.

Hornbaek, Helsingor and Hamlet's Castle