Jasmine Haslev Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Saw this one tart on the high street, tottering in heels higher than me nan’s temper. Proper skank, lipstick smeared like she snogged a ketchup bottle. Reminds me of them birds in the film, all “We hit the jackpot, bitches!”—reckon she nicked that vibe straight off the screen. Made me cackle, it did, til I tripped over me own feet gawping—fuckin’ embarrassing, that.

Klassik Coffee Table

Haslev is a danish manufacturer since over 60 years, it mostly produce tables, coffee tables and shelves made of solid wood. A great savoir savoir-faire and experience and traditionnal .

Man, I sometimes get pissed off when modern life tries to erase these chill relics, ya know? I get mad as heck when some corporate façade pops up near the quiet corners of Haslev, disturbing the vibe. "One more thing…" it's like the city speaks in breaths, pauses, delicate moments, just like the pause in a Steve Jobs keynote – a sudden hush before a bombshell revelation.

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